If you had a free pass from your spouse/partner...?

I don't think I really want to be with the real actors I fall for characters they play so I would have cybersex with Indiana Jones, Buckaroo Bonzai and Rahm Emanuel[this is really weird because I am a conservative I want to have a naked political debate with him] There is one married man I am attracted to but I think I would hate myself if I did it. To get around the adultery factor I found his high school graduation picture and fantasized that he came to visit colleges his senior year and I am 5 years older and was a senior and I meet him at a party and I take his virginity that night. He misses his ride home.